I have a daunting task before me. With just a few pictures and short paragraphs, I must share with you my extraordinary 2006 Spring Break. Of all the superb S.B. trips I've been on, this one tops them all (pun intended, as you shall see). This year 3 buddies of mine (Reese, Doug, and James) joined me for an excursion to the far reaches of the Lone Star State. Our primary destination was
Guadalupe Mountains National Park, where we partook in some of the greatest backpacking Texas has to offer. Oh what a blessing it was...for the Lord was so good to us! From safety to scenery to fellowship to weather, He provided and blessed us with more than we could have asked for. I wish I could sit down with you at my computer and give you the full 180-photo slideshow (w/ voice narration, of course), but it just can't work like that. However, Reese in all his studness threw together a rockin' awesome
interactive-map-website-thing with all my trip pictures. So, if this kind of stuff tickles your fancy, please jump
over there and take in a bit more. With that said, may the baby tour begin...

The way Texas is set up geographically, one must travel many of miles to access the best of the best in outdoors (i.e. Big Bend & Guadalupe). This trip logged a good 1,300 miles on my truck, which come out to a $225 gas bill. But seeing that was our only major expense (other than peanut butter and tortillas), this trip was a steal. Driving 10 hours straight is never easy, but we made the most of it. We passed the time by listening to Hootie & the Blowfish's "Cracked Rear View" a couple times through, and by staring at the massive
windmill turbines off I-10. Those things are fascinating. I want a miniature one over my bed that I can stare at while I fall asleep.

This is El Capitan. I would venture to guess most people have seen a photo of this at some point (maybe during 7th grade Texas History?). On day 2 we did an 11.3 miles hike around the base of this behemoth of a rock. The size of it is quite humbling. It was a marvelous sight!

This photo is the pinnacle (another pun intended) of the trip. It was a key factor in our choosing of a destination back in December. This here is the top of Texas. It is the highest point of elevation in the state, topping out at 8,749 feet. After gaining 3,000 feet in 8.4 miles, we 4 boys accomplished our special goal. Oh what a joy it was! The view was unbelievable! If it wasn't for the 60 mile/hr gusts of wind, we could have stayed up there for some time. Instead, we spent about 10 minutes savoring the moment, then began our decent.

The sun rising on morning #3. Yea.

Food. There is nothing quite like backcountry grub. After expending 6,000-7,000 calories a day on the trail, almost anything chewable is delish. So, when I took on the role of chef for the 4 dinners, I didn't have to do much to fancy our stomachs. The best dish was Mac & Cheese mixed with tuna and vegetable soup mix. If you're wondering about the picture on the left, that was a makeshift dinning room. In order to get my stove lit in the insane winds, we had to hide from them. The best hiding spot available was at the entrance of the men's room. It was cozy and did the trick. And the weird looks made for great entertainment. The right photo was my typical breakfast: 50 degree oatmeal with reconstituted milk and raisins. So good, trust me.

When our hiking days at Guadalupe N.P. had come to an end, we drove north into New Mexico to visit the Carlsbad Caverns. On the way out, we had some fun taking the touristy shots at the gate. Onward to New (and improved) Mexico...

Last but not least (I'm so honored that you've read this far) is Carlsbad, New Mexico. These caves are some of the best in the world, so I won't even attempt to do it justice with mere photos. One room we visited, aptly named "The Big Room", is 1,800 feet long and 900 feet underground. It's so massively big, it took a good 30-40 minutes to walk the perimeter.
Some other random tidbits, memories, and whatnot:
- Climbing about 5,500 vertical feet (over a mile straight up). My legs felt every bit of it.
- Reese writing a program on his TI-89 that could calculate our car ride's average speed and ETA (estimated time of arrival) at any given moment.
- Concluding that all the flat-topped hills along the highway were carved by Sam Cassell and his giant cake spatula (during his life as a space alien).
- Photographing James pee-peeing off the highest point in Texas.
- Beautiful Grecian calves.
- Meeting a husband/wife couple from Austin who could very well be characters on E.R.
- Debating (us 3 vs. Reese) whether or not the guy camping next to us was Asian or Native American.
- Doing a double-take while reading a sign that said "Planting trees is life's ultimate purpose."
- Hearing reports of 4 Wal-mart tent deaths in a single day. High winds and "Ozark Trail" quality do not mix.
- Playing fart tennis during our 11-hour drive home.