
This past chronology of seven 24-hour periods, a portion of my comrades (with whom I currently reside) and I made ourselves present and the cafe emporium that goes by the title of Sweet's. Upon entering the atmosphere, my olfactory senses caught drift of the robust fragrance of coffee fructification. A couple of hide-adorn pieces of furnishings became apparent to the rods and cones of my optic organs. They were at the present moment vacant. My mates with whom I room and I took residence upon the furnishing (formed of cattle ectoderm) and commenced a spirited match of Jenga. The tomfoolery evening was -
** that's enough **
The feeling you just felt after reading this nonsense is what I experienced yesterday morning. I picked up the Battalion (A&M newspaper) and flipped to the "Mail Call" section for some good laughs. Usually I find humor in the horrible, off-base opinions. Yesterday, I found humor in something else. Apparently, the author wrote her piece in baby language, then spanked each and every word with a thesaurus to beef it up a bit. This "beefing up" happens frequently in the "Mail Calls," but this time the bar reached a new high (or low). She used so many
intellectual words that the article was unreadable. The opinion she was trying to convey got lost in the jumble of words, but at least she was "wise beyond years." In culmination, keep an optical organ attentive for such linguistical clout, and you will most certainly chance upon an ebullient guffaw.