[Kinda] Blue Like Jazz

After much ado, I did it. I finally jumped on the honkin' huge bandwagon and read Donald Miller's Blue Like Jazz. I had heard nothing but outstanding reviews about this bestseller. Copies flew off the shelves (then again, so did Joel Osteen's book about being your own god...sorry, I'll bite my tongue) I would witness people spaz, drool, and hyper-ventilate at the mention of BLJ. To find out what all the hustle and bustle was about, I borrowed a friend's copy and dived in. I was excited. I had high hopes. But nothing came. I kept reading. I didn't stop for fear that something of value was just a page turn away. Nada. Then I hit the first cartoon section, and just about cried. Donny boy, seriously. I felt like I should give Miller a chance, so I kept reading. When I reached the end, I felt empty. I felt like I just had just consumed a bag of wheat puff cereal. It was all air, and my stomach still hungered. I've heard praise for his "free" and hip style. OK, sure. But if that's all you have as an author, bummer. I could have written a book of equal value, no sweat. Here's how: I would flip through my mom's scrapbook of my childhood. With eyes closed, I would randomly land my finger on a photo. Then I'd narrate that memory in story form, contrive some way of relating it God, and repeat this process until I met the standard 220 page quota. Badabing. Badaboom. To Donald's credit, I did find 3 things he said worthwhile:
1. "When we worship God we worship a Being our life experience does not give us the tools with which to understand. If we could, God would not inspire awe."
2. "I'd like to see the other parts [of America]. I was look at a map the other day, you know, and Texas was sort of brown with some green, a few hills, but then there were other places that were more green with big lumpy mountains. I'd like to go to those places."
3. "There is something beautiful about a billion stars held steady by a God who knows what He is doing."






